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Joe the Douchebag

Joe the Plumber goes off on McCain, says he ‘screwed up my life’
Joe, get it, you were, are, and will be a NOBODY. No one made you go along with the McCain campaign or ride the bus. McCain made you and you dump on him, qualifying you as a Douchbag. You are a plumber (unlicensed) and an international news correspondent from Israel. Please, run for Congress. You represent Douchebags with distinction.

Joe the Plumber goes off on McCain, says he ‘screwed up my life’ – The Hill’s Blog Briefing Room.
Joe the Plumber is no longer a fan of either Sarah Palin or John McCain, it seems.

Joe, also known as Sam Wurzelbacher, told an audience in Pennsylvania this week that McCain “is no public servant.”

“McCain was trying to use me,” Wurzelbacher said, according to public radio correspondent Scott Detrow. “I happened to be the face of middle Americans. It was a ploy.”

“I don’t owe him s—,” Wurzelbacher continued. “He really screwed my life up, is how I look at it.”

In fact, Wurzelbacher’s dislike for McCain is so strong that he no longer supports Sarah Palin simply because Palin will campaign for McCain’s re-election.

As for Obama: “I think his ideology is un-American, but he’s one of the more honest politicians. At least he told us what he wanted to do.”

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What is a Douchebag?

-noun
A person “in the news” or a “public person” who:
1) has an inflated sense of self-worth
2) who is a shameless hypocrite
3) a phoney, fake, impostor, poser
4) a self-promoter at the expense of others

A person who has an over-inflated sense of self-worth behaving ridiculously with no sense of moronic he appears.

A person with an enormous, self-inflated ego, cocky attitude and delusions of grandeur with absolutely no merit and massive evidence to the contrary.  They think they are good at something they can only perform in a basic manner.

We are still refining our definition. Please offer suggestions.

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